B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 05, 2011

LOL!

My friends and I resemble that remark.

HAH!

I don’t get it.

Bandicoots are a group of marsupials (animals that carrytheir young in a pouch). The animal was the inspiration forthe now-defunct video-game character Crash Bandicoot.

Perhaps “Band of Coots” would be a better explanation.

Hey! Are you guys makin fun of cootage? Get off my lawn! (rotten kids)

Apparently this makes more sense if you are American enough to know what an AARP is.

Coots, banding together in confusion at how funny they are…ooops…we are…we’re mad as he** and we don’t have to take it anymore…wait…let’s join OWS and be useful again to society as if we want the culture to continue…

When you consider how they take their member’s fees and turn around and give them to far-left politicians, maybe they should be called “banditcoots”

I am retired and agree—They are a band of bandits. LowCbass is right—their insurance offers are way too high, but I imagine AARP gets a kickback.

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process. Mark Twain

The AARP is a group of swindlers.

Fellow Baby this is a perfect Grog for you!

some time ago pbs ran a story on guy who replied to Every Thing, and had a furnace he fueled with junk mail. had a rather large mail-box, too.

closely related to mud hens.

Eh ’Mac. AARP is not the only game in town anymore.

here’s a tip. Any request that comes with a prepaid return envelope, is filled with someone else’s stuff and sent back. just be sure that your name is removed from everything.

Oh, I see, said the blind man.

I notice in all these explanations, no one bothered to say what AARP stands for. “American Association of Retired People” (Or “Persons”, as the illiterate would say…)

@losCbass — your lucky. I paid for life memberships for my wife and mysel. Giess what. They changed computers about 5 years later — we don’t even exist.