Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2011
November 08, 2011
November 10, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: Bill - Bill Benson?! Bill: Y - you know Bliss? Dear Bliss - is she all right? Rip: She will be after she sees your mug, providing she's not allergic to facial hair! Bill: I can't believe she stayed on the amazon - I know River Jack told Bliss I died like a coward. The thought of revenge has kept me alive. That, and stink bugs. They're quite nutritious! Rip: Hold that thought - someone is coming! Crack!
Phatts over 12 years ago
… mmmmm, stink bugs!
Veridian over 12 years ago
Personally I prefer Chocolate Covered Red Ants. Just Kidding! (No, SERIOUSLY…I was Just Kidding! :-) So…..Is anyone Else thinking that Papa Haywire might be the unwitting Recipient of a freudian slip of the Fist? * HUGPOUNCEZZZ* Dorian and Exits Stage Left, Humming the refrain from “I can’t Decide” by The Scissor Sisters . Have Fun Y’all! :-)
McGehee over 12 years ago
I’m thinking if Rip aims a fist sandwich at Pops’ kisser, Rip will bounce off.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
I’m hoping Rip can tell in the dark the difference between his old man and River Jack, odor-wise.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
Have any of you ever smell a pirate?
rocketscientist over 12 years ago
It’s clobberin’ time!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Please, Rip… Look before you SOCK-A-ROONIE!
Miserichord over 12 years ago
Fry the ants up in a little butter to neutralize the formic acid, tastes kinda like buttered popcorn.
Add chocolate syrup, very similar to a melted Nestle’s Crunch™ bar.
Veridian over 12 years ago
AHH But You See….the Members of the Formicidae Family give the Gruesome Gastronomical Goodies herein Discussed that Piquant’ Peppery Panache’ which so Pleaseth the Palate! (Ok, SO..I Wasn’t Kidding after all! :-)