Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 02, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    You do magic Wiz. Get yourself out of jury duty.

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    ghretighoti  over 12 years ago

    Just tell the judge, “I have this amazing ability! I can simply LOOK at someone and tell if he is innocent or guilty!”

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    BigChiefDesoto  over 12 years ago

    What I’d like to know is what’s the difference between Lizard Spit and American Beer?

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Lizard spit would be more appealing than any beer.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Perhaps his love potions have beer in them.

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    twj0729  over 12 years ago

    Well now, that’s why I drink Dos Equis or Newcastle! Here in Michigan, one can sample Bell’s beers (good stuff) instead of the usual American lizard spit.

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    hsawlrae  over 12 years ago

    Are you sure it’s only lizard SPIT?

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    yyyguy  over 12 years ago

    i’ve had a couple of American beers that have flavour. what they lack is an appreciable alcohol content.

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    LovDComix  over 12 years ago
    They let him go cause they’re worried they’ll catch rabies. Good one, Simpsonfan!
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    mikehobart  over 12 years ago

    I inject myself twice a day with lizard spit. Just google Byetta if you don’t believe me.

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