Monty by Jim Meddick for October 18, 2011
October 17, 2011
October 19, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: You've used dog training methods on boyfriends? Girl: Men, dogs... no difference. It's all a matter of tone, consistency and dominance. Monty: I find that hard to believe. Men are complex, self-aware beings. Dogs are simple, instinctive beasts. Woman: Pick up the check. Monty: Ha! You almost got me! But no, normally I would pick up the check on a first date, but given the circumstances, it feels coercive, demeaning and... Woman: Pick up the check...
Ida No over 12 years ago
Monty may have actually found his perfect match. Now, if he can KEEP his mouth closed, he may even stay out of trouble for a while
LLABDDO over 12 years ago
Good boy! Roll over. Play dead.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
If Monty plays his obedience cards right, she might just invite him home where he can make sweet sweet love to her leg
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Aaahhh… I love it when they sit up and beg.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Down, Monty! Heel! Weak-willed dog-man!
trspence over 12 years ago
@ Three steps:If he can’t I’m sure this gal knows how to use a rolled up newspaper.
nitromicro over 12 years ago
This is a really promising story line. All hail the new “Gretch”!I wonder if EB is immune to her charms….. I know Fleshy could take her.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Paint the house, boy! Mow the lawn, boy…Rub my feat, boy, Good boy! Who’s a good boy? Is Monty a good boy?
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Next thing you know, she’ll be marking him.
jpsomebody over 12 years ago
She must be getting ready to have Monty neutered.
bebob over 12 years ago
Once a command is given, it must be obeyed.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
but will she be able to keep him off the couch…? And if he starts licking himself, I’m outta here…!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Monty should just lick his date’s glasses on run!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Monty falls for the insanest of women. I wonder if he’ll fetch her bedroom slippers for her?
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Who’s a good boy? Who wants a treat? Sit. Up. Good Monty.
[Unnamed Reader - 5ebeb7] over 2 years ago
hiya
[Unnamed Reader - 5ebeb7] over 2 years ago
oop thi wa almos 10yr ago