Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2011
September 20, 2011
September 22, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: So, you're running medical supplies down the amazon river and river Jack is pirating your supplies? Bliss: Yes, and the authorities are as useless as Cialis in a nunnery. Rip: What happened to your husband, Bliss? Bliss: He - he and I ran this supply route together. One night we had an argument and he went on the supply run without me - that was three years ago - river Jack said he died like a coward. Rip: I - I can't imagine losing someone that way - sorry. Bliss: Do you have - a someone? TNT: Define someone! If venomous ex-she-devil applies, then yes!
Veridian over 12 years ago
Dear Mssr Thompson….Very nice (almost Subliminal) " The African Queen" Vibe going in Todays Offering. I personally am Hoping for a “Pricess Bride” type reveal a bit later….Wherein we discover that the Late Mssr Bliss is, in Fact, “River Jack”. And BTW, in SOME cases Cialis in a Nunnery MIGHT be considered a Necessity! ;-). Please see “PotC: On Stranger Tides” for more details! HUGPOUNCEZZZ, HUZZAH and SHAZAM! Boys and Girls…I’m OUTTA Here!
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
..come on,Rip..the way you two woke up smiling a couple Saturdays ago,I would say Cobra and you are a couple…
McGehee over 12 years ago
I certainly couldn’t imagine Cobra dying like a coward either, Rip.
Amazing Grace over 12 years ago
This is getting scarier than a fat girl at an all you can eat country buffet with her britches already unbuttoned eyeing that last half of a dutch apple pie sitting one the dessert table.
alleyoops Premium Member over 12 years ago
If Rip falls for the redhead, dibs on Cobra.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
At first I thought it was Rip who said the “venomous ex-she-devil” line! I was so disappointed in him. Now I see it was TNT seeking revenge for previous wet dog jokes. (Maybe it’s the shadow on TNT that makes him hard to see there.)
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
Note what was said: she’s an ex-she-devil (as in no longer a she-devil), not Rip’s ex. (c: While he may be wary of commitment, he’s not the man to cheat on his girl, or deny how much his sugar bullet means to him.