The very small print on the bottom of his sign:“By reading this you have given me temporary control of your mind.”[Saw it on a T-shirt once about 6 years ago.]
Heard an funny analogy about the state of the world economy on the BBC the other day – there’s a body on the kitchen floor, covered in blood and completely dead. In Britain, they cover the body with a sheet and try to avoid stepping in the mess. In Germany, they put it in the bathtub and mop up the gore as best they can. In the US, they put the body in a chair at the kitchen table, pour it a cup of coffee and ask what kind of day it’s having. It’s funny because it’s true…
Hey! On ABC world news just now, they said, “Frugal is the new chic.” Who knew my husband, Old Frugal F#@%, was a trend setter ?!? And of course, all Michiganiacs are saying, " Sh!t, I’ve known that for ten years!"
When I see what has been done to the SEC, I am convinced you could install a dynamo in Willowwild cemetery and power Fannin County off of Sam Rayburn spinning in his grave.
“It’s not what it is, it’s what you call it.” – Public Relations 101“No matter what you call it, it’s still bull crap.” – Counter to Public Relations 101
Americans knew we had to quit being energy wasters in the ‘70s. We did nothing. We knew we had to clean up our act in the 80s. We did nothing. We know we have to do all these different things and right now. WE’RE DOING NOTHING! Oh, I give up! For once I’m actually glad my doctors don’t expect me to live past 40 (ten more years of life left). I won’t have that much longer and I’m sure there are some on GoComics that will be glad that my big mouth is shut permanently.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
The trend is over the hill.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
And right into the lumber yard.
DGH10 over 12 years ago
He’s really under the sidewalk.
ANQuixote over 12 years ago
The very small print on the bottom of his sign:“By reading this you have given me temporary control of your mind.”[Saw it on a T-shirt once about 6 years ago.]
Brockie over 12 years ago
The economy is broken because an elephant sat on it, the elephant is now trying to defecate on it.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Then they claim they created jobs cleaning up elephant dung.
roctor over 12 years ago
They may stripped his retirement and dignity, but left him his hat to live off of.
nibor6 over 12 years ago
I’ll bet his hat has no bottom/top . The perfect bottomless "financial " pit.
vernonram over 12 years ago
Hasn’t lost his touch!
Vernon
jgcp1 over 12 years ago
Heard an funny analogy about the state of the world economy on the BBC the other day – there’s a body on the kitchen floor, covered in blood and completely dead. In Britain, they cover the body with a sheet and try to avoid stepping in the mess. In Germany, they put it in the bathtub and mop up the gore as best they can. In the US, they put the body in a chair at the kitchen table, pour it a cup of coffee and ask what kind of day it’s having. It’s funny because it’s true…
Varnes over 12 years ago
How bad is it? Well, I wouldn’t stand so close to the building. Someone may jump off a ledge and land on him…….
hitman4cookies over 12 years ago
Memory problems, Sammy?
momazilla over 12 years ago
Ther is enough blame to go arround, and screw-ups on both sides.
Can't Sleep over 12 years ago
Wiley – love the strip.I ignore the comments, but love the strip.
runninanreadin over 12 years ago
That’s it. I’M investing in plywood!
bmonk over 12 years ago
Being too far ahead of the curve is very similar to being behind it.
Arianne over 12 years ago
Hey! On ABC world news just now, they said, “Frugal is the new chic.” Who knew my husband, Old Frugal F#@%, was a trend setter ?!? And of course, all Michiganiacs are saying, " Sh!t, I’ve known that for ten years!"
hippogriff over 12 years ago
When I see what has been done to the SEC, I am convinced you could install a dynamo in Willowwild cemetery and power Fannin County off of Sam Rayburn spinning in his grave.
Ernest Lemmingway over 12 years ago
“It’s not what it is, it’s what you call it.” – Public Relations 101“No matter what you call it, it’s still bull crap.” – Counter to Public Relations 101
Americans knew we had to quit being energy wasters in the ‘70s. We did nothing. We knew we had to clean up our act in the 80s. We did nothing. We know we have to do all these different things and right now. WE’RE DOING NOTHING! Oh, I give up! For once I’m actually glad my doctors don’t expect me to live past 40 (ten more years of life left). I won’t have that much longer and I’m sure there are some on GoComics that will be glad that my big mouth is shut permanently.