F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 07, 2011

At the very least…

Or magazines at the table!

Maybe they thought their clientele would be adults who want time to converse and sip their drinks. A little amuse-bouche would be nice.

Well, if you’re ever in Chico, California, go to Jack’s Restaurant – we always got crayons there.

amuse-bouche: That little bowl of salsa and chips in Tex-Mex restaurants usually is either so bland you want to drink it, or so potent your taste buds are seared by the time the meal comes. And they don’t serve milk, which would restore the gustatory sense.

yeah… really impress your blind date with that one, good luck!

You could always create little sculptures from the gum stuck underneath the table. (If it’s too hard, just hold it over a candle flame for awhile to loosen it up)

night gaunt: Of course there are exceptions. The potable Pace once had a commercial in which a cowboy (an actor who went to high school with my wife) snorted “New York City” in response to a competitor’s brand, to which I responded, “Camden, New Jersey” in the same inflection. I prefer Hell on the Red hot – which I refer to as Eric’s sister (Helen, the Red) – made just up the road in Telephone, TX, somewhat near the Red River.

You can tell he is not into her. Elbows on table and stairing at the wine.

night gaunt: Helen is still around and available at most supermarkets.

I always bring my own crayons.

Is it just me or does the woman’s face look more… normal? I mean, they normally look more round and cartoony… but she looks more human by comparison to the normal head shape. It’s nice but I’m just surprised.

If a guy asked for crayons on our date… I’d marry him. I thought I was the only one who colored whilst waiting for my viddles… =)

oh my gosh! At almost age 33 I’m just like this dude!