Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 19, 2011

You saying that he has not traveled a bit?

I don’t eat when I watch The Food Network either.

Oh, the irony.

Three hours? Sounds like one episode of “Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations”, one of “BIzarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern” and two of “Man versus Food with Adam Richman.” Gee, I miss those shows before we took away the Travel Channel; the bill to have it (and other channels) wasa little high.

I think Ziggy is just traveling in his own head. Somewhere beyond reality. Travel dreaming perhaps. This way nobody knows where he is going.

So switch to the Golf Channel.

I suppose that’s little different from watching the Weather Channel and never setting foot outside. But at least it’s countless steps above watching the Golf Channel and still pretending to have a pulse (or NASCAR and pretending to have a brain).