One Answer to all the scandals on Capitol Hill. New inproved seats in congress: ipads (facebook and cameras blocked), ethics committee ejector rockets, cup holders, chastity belts, briquettes for lighting fires under them.
Heard on the radio a guy complaining about all the coverage the Gang of Six was getting. He wanted to know why no one talked about the ‘Gang of 87’ meaning all the newbie freshman Congressmen. It used to be someone could tell the new congressmen to STFU, listen, learn and wait their turn. Everyone is yelling about Obama being a one term president. I sure hope we have a lot of one term congressmen. The new breed hasn’t learned how to get the job done. All they’re doing is being stupid and screwing everything up.
The freshman are all pledging and swallowing live goldfish, well, “campaign funds”, and switching to ASL to sign that they’re “anti-tax”— on at least those giving them the proper “gold- fish”.
kreole over 12 years ago
Install them quick!
hotdogger over 12 years ago
Needs 2 chastity belts and one muzzle.
Palyke over 12 years ago
And lite the fuses all at once. Would be best thing to happen in Washington, DC since constitution signed.
baileydean over 12 years ago
Oooooh, I think we could afford to put them in the House at the same time… starting with the Speaker’s chair, of course.
Durak Premium Member over 12 years ago
Heard on the radio a guy complaining about all the coverage the Gang of Six was getting. He wanted to know why no one talked about the ‘Gang of 87’ meaning all the newbie freshman Congressmen. It used to be someone could tell the new congressmen to STFU, listen, learn and wait their turn. Everyone is yelling about Obama being a one term president. I sure hope we have a lot of one term congressmen. The new breed hasn’t learned how to get the job done. All they’re doing is being stupid and screwing everything up.
myming over 12 years ago
it’s a good idea !
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
The freshman are all pledging and swallowing live goldfish, well, “campaign funds”, and switching to ASL to sign that they’re “anti-tax”— on at least those giving them the proper “gold- fish”.