Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2002

Transcript:

"Did you know that Dan Rather used to end all of his broadcasts with one word, like 'courage'?" "No." "It's true... So I've decided to do the same in all my conversations, only I'll use vegetables." "Vegetables?" "Well, gotta go..." "See you." "Asparagus." "Uh... You too."