Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2010
July 03, 2010
July 05, 2010
Transcript:
Dear life? I am writing to you to express my dissatisfaction. First, I didn't ask to be here. You put me here. That started us off on a bad foot. Given that rocky start, I'd think you'd strive to be a good host. But no. You fill this palce with unpleasant surprises. As if that's not enough, at some point I apparently cease to exist, in a manner that is most likely shocking, painful, and tragic. Can you say 'rip-off'? Please provide a refund. Rat says, "Where does one send these?"
KEA over 12 years ago
Good question.
gocomics over 12 years ago
“Are You There, God? It’s Me, Magrat”
Iwasfromrussia about 11 years ago
Why dey alwaz covrd in ink when ritin Letzeburgesch, that what it got out of letrz
99mudkip almost 11 years ago
You send it to whatever God/main god/holy idea of your religion. If you are an Atheist, I have no idea…
MartinPerry1 almost 7 years ago
I tried to go past this, but I can’t.
God’s final message to his creation:“Sorry for the Inconvenience”
Douglas Adams So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Broadcast to a wide audience and hope Life hears.
jerry400 about 4 years ago
A surprisingly profound thought ..
Josequeen almost 3 years ago
Eat it
FrostbiteFalls over 1 year ago
This one has a definite “Peanuts” feel to it, like the one where Lucy thinks they’ve been stuck with “a used year” and wants to write a letter of protest, and Linus poses the question “Who’s in charge of years?”