Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "Your strips have been stupid lately. From now on, I want the right to veto the ones I don't like." Stephan says, "Sorry. In this congress, I'm a majority of one." Rat says, "I see. So in this so-called 'congress,' I am a minority." Stephan says, "That's right." Rat says, "If you'll excuse me." Rat says, "'Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and-'" Stephan says, "What do you think you're doing?" Rat says, "Reading 'Moby Dick' in its entirety." Stephan says, "Why??" Rat says, "It's called a filibuster." Stephan says, "You cannot filibuster a comic strip!!" Goat says, "Senate rules do allow it, Steph." Rat says, "'I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery-" Pig says, "Get to the whale! Get to the whale!!"