Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2006
September 02, 2006
September 04, 2006
Transcript:
Danny Donkey walked to school. Danny Donkey saw Bob. Bob called Danny a name. "Moron." Danny punched Bob. POW Principal Jack saw Danny punch Bob. Danny went to detention. "This is the children's book you've been working on?" "Yes. I show foolish behavior and hope kids learn from it." "And the lesson here is that two wrongs don't make a right?" "Close." Only punch Bob when the principal is distracted. "Blah blah" POW "You may be sending the wrong message." "Write your own children's book."
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Zebra’s children’s book would be The Three Crocodiles and the Big Smart Zebra.
paulrharvey3 almost 9 years ago
Three Hungry Crocodiles and the Wicked Smaht Zebra.
PBS1! over 4 years ago
It may be best to let readers infer the theme.