Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2006

Transcript:

"Hullo, frend." "Is you tired? Bored? Got lots of probbums? Well now there is solution... Ees da revolooshunary Food-a-matic!" "Wid Food-a-matic, dis real life predator come to you house to keel and eat you. Once dead, all you probbums gone!! But no take my word for it... Leesten actual custoomer..." "Hullo. Me was alive. Now me dead. And me feel great!" "A ded zeeba!" "Food-a-matic "Why suffer when you can be supper?" Call now" "Just when it looked like I wasn't going to be able to find you a birthday present..." "...Turn... The channel..."