Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2005
May 07, 2005
May 09, 2005
Transcript:
"Surprise!" "Me and pig thought we'd give you these presents to show you our appreciation...you can open them later, if you want." "Yeah. They're for all the days you filled our lives with joy and for all the nights you stayed up with us." "For being so dependable." "For always being there." "Yeah...in a world where I hate my neighbors and can't even stand some of my own friends, I've always got you...and that's all I need." "God bless you." "We love you." "...That is so disturbing." "Wait 'til you see what they do for the satellite dish."
pearls19 about 12 years ago
that is messed up.
ArtCreator about 12 years ago
Again?
Pelahnar over 11 years ago
Hey! They’re smiling in the first panel!
dogpile357 almost 4 years ago
Ahhhh the tv, watcher of shows and player of video games.
SpongebobPatrickBackwards almost 4 years ago
The Simpsons did this joke with Maggie.
Earls Before Swine Premium Member about 1 year ago
He ran this on Mother’s Day so people would think it was a tribute to their mothers.