Garfield by Jim Davis for December 13, 2009
December 12, 2009
December 14, 2009
Transcript:
*SLAM* Jon: I went to a girly boutique today to find Liz's gift. They had fancy soaps, skin creams, and perfumes. Then this batty old woman wearing ten pounds of makeup runs at me with an atomizer! I tried to run, but I tripped over a basket of luffas, crashed through a moisturizer display, and fell into a pile of potpourri sachets. Then she puts me in a half nelson, hoses me down with body wash, and force-feeds me bath oil beads. Now I smell like a coconut-cucumber-melon-vanilla-cherry-lemongrass-mango breeze. Garfield: *sniff* With just a hint of plumeria, I believe.
sjoujke Premium Member over 14 years ago
Eau de fruit salade, I believe. A personal favourite of the half-nelson type woman.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
But at least you smell better now.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
And just what prompted her to do that? You may be clumsy, but you don’t smell that bad on your worst day. Not macho enough. :))
comYics over 14 years ago
Fruit basket special parfum.
Flintstoned over 14 years ago
Jon’s still a loser.
Dkram over 14 years ago
Ah, but he’s a lovable loser.
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alondra over 14 years ago
Only Jon Arbuckle could have something like this happen to him.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Oh, you mean I’m not the only one?
Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
Go back Jon only this time take Garfield and when the “Batty Old Woman” tries to atomizer him he can take care of those varicose veins for her!
Durak Premium Member over 14 years ago
At least she spared you the Orange and Banana Body Wash Enema!
garfieldlover12 over 14 years ago
At least Garfield listened to Jon.
suziq589 over 14 years ago
Waaaaaaaaaahahaha! Welcome to the club,lol.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
THE POOKSTER IS BACK! Am I the only one who noticed?
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Jon is so clumsy sissy. LOLs!
chinook2 over 14 years ago
That’s one thing Liz wanted! Jon to smell good!
G.V.007 over 14 years ago
Is there something Jon isn’t telling us?
mbr over 14 years ago
And us guys gladly put up with it. Why? All together now…. “We are …………..”
Rakkav over 14 years ago
I noticed Pooky right off…now I’m sorry I didn’t say so. Welcome back, Pookster!
Trisha_Evenstar over 14 years ago
LMAO!!!!!! the 1st panel is adorable
keltii over 14 years ago
ONLY pookie gets the mistletoe kiss from the G-man,,
adam13245 over 14 years ago
Oo-oo-oh! Jon is a girly in this one!
25natashaq over 5 years ago
lol girly
Garffan#1 2 months ago
The average experience at Bath and Body Works.