Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2011

Has anyone got Guard Duck’s contact details? Looks like someone who can get things done. Mind you, I am glad he is not a cranky quacker like Donald. Very glad.

LGD to the rescue!

Looks like he’ll be going to jail with a duck. Cute cell mate!

That why they call him “duck…”

Well if he ever gets into prison, LGD can get him out.

“So what’s his plan?”“He doesn’t think that far in advance!”

He doesn’t need any G.D. moral support, he needs more L.G.D. support.The problem is, I’m not sure LGD would go after Rat.

Yet again, Pig’s literal-mindedness leads him astray. Cartoon-Pastis does know who and what Li’l Guard Duck is; he is just verbalizing a wish for no more trouble…. BTW, How did LGD get his RPG into the courtroom? Is there an unconscious guard or two lying about outside one of the doorways?

Too bad there is going to be a sundays detour inbetween. I would love to see where this is going…

The guards were a little amused when I showed up for jury duty & forgot to take my trusty box knife out of my pocket.They gave it back when I left.

Now, we all know that Pig’s heart is in the right place. Bless that Ham!

This could be interesting.

It’s not the RPG that will get LGD into trouble. It’s that he’s smoking in the courtroom!

With friends like these, who needs District Attourneys or Crown Prosecutors?

I want Guard duck as my lawyer.

He probably blew it up.

Rocket-propelled grenade

Hello LGD, I feel better already.

Oh my God!

Unexpected much?

xxxx

The question is, how did he really get through the metal detectors? I bet they aren’t there anymore.

Moral support . . . fire support—I always get those two mixed up.

Not even sure if I wanna know HOW LGD got it through the metal detectors…

I am still wondering what happend to Rats job as a TV news reporter…he could cover the trial that he is the defense atty. for… am hoping it takes a while, but that all stories will be connected. Gotta love LGD and Pig! Oh and Stephan too and Rat it goes without saying.

Love the Duck!!!!!

Stephan’s next line will be, “Guard! Duck!”. And he’ll save the day. Chucklesnort.

Guard Duck is my hero.

Please let there be a “Pearls” movie within my lifetime!

if anyone doesn’t love guard duck I hope that they get blown to !#&@

how DID guard duck get it past the metal detectors

???

wish i had a friend like that at my trial