Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 03, 1995

Transcript:

Calvin: See and weirdness yet? Hobbes: How about this rock? It has a purple stripe. Calvin: Hmmm...I guess that's a little weird. Hobbes: We'll look for something weirder. Calvin: What do you think of this stick? Hobbes: It's a strange stick, but it's not a weird stick. Calvin: It's too bad there aren't any good bugs out now. Hobbes: Yes, bugs are usually weird. Calvin: Hey, here's a bird feather. Hobbes: It's pretty, but it's not weird. Calvin: A bald bird would be weird. Hobbes: I don't see one. Calvin: Look! A ripped-up old kite! Some kid must have lost this last summer! Phooey. The string broke here. I was hoping to find the kid's skeleton up a tree at the other end. Hobbes: That would be weird. Calvin: Well, let's go in. I'm cold. Hobbes: Me too. I guess some days weirdness is hard to find. Dad: My glasses are fogged and I can't blow my nose, but my heart rate is the envy of men half my age! Calvin: Weirdness always starts at home. Hobbes: Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.