Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 30, 1995
May 29, 1995
May 31, 1995
Transcript:
Calvin: Who's our substitute teacher? Do you know? Susie Derkins (friend): Mr. Kneecapper. Oh no! Really? I heard he killed a kid last year! Susie Derkins (friend): What?! Calvin: Yeah, some kid was talking in class, so Mr. Kneecapper took him out in the hall and there were strange lumps in the cafeteria meatloaf that afternoon! Susie Derkins (friend): Ohh! Calvin: Wait till she sees what's on today's lunch menu.
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DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
That reminds me of Sweeney Todd. A barber kills his customers, his girlfriend uses the bodies to make meat pies.
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover almost 8 years ago
awesome names for the faculty at this school
Ms. Wormwood, Mr. Spittle, Mr. Kneecapper
Romeo2Delta2 over 4 years ago
Genius. Pure genius.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He’ll make you sleep with the fishes.
WilliamBrennan about 3 years ago
Jonathan Swift vibes
noissimbus over 2 years ago
After so long with Calvin, Susie’s first reaction should be of scepticism.