Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 28, 1995

Transcript:

Worker 1: Ugh, I hate going to the subconscious. Worker 2: Me too! Why doesn't anyone ever clean this dump? Worker 1: Here's a movie reel. I suppose it's as good as any. Worker 2: I grabbed these two. Let's get back to central cognition. Worker 1: We can run this reel first. I hope these are better than last night's movies. Worker 2: Hurry up! The lights are dimming! Help me thread the projector! Worker 3: Yikes, this is awful! Where did you guys find this? Worker 1: Oops, the next reel isn't even from the same film. Worker 2: Good! Put it on! Worker 1: This one is even worse! I guess it's some sort of suspense movie. Worker 3: Why can't we ever watch anything good? Worker 2: Maybe you should get the movies next time! Worker 1: Aughh! Monsters! Monsters! Turn it off! Worker 2: Too scary! Quick, try another reel! Worker 1: This one makes no sense! What's going on? Has this been dubbed from some other language? Worker 2: None of these make sense! We're splicing them all out of order. Worker 3: What a waste of time! Worker 1: The lights are coming back on! Show's over! Worker 2: Finally, I thought this would never end. Worker 3: Back to work! Man your stations! Full alert! Calvin: Whoo, I had so many strange dreams... I wonder what they mean.