Mom: Rrrrrrrrrggghhhh! Calvin: I say, if a novelty Christmas song is funny the first time, it's funny every time.
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
I love mom’s face.
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?”
My favorite novelty Christmas song goes:
Dashing through the snowOn a pair of broken skisO’er the hills we goSmashing into trees.The snow is turning redI think I’m almost deadAnd now I’m in the hospital with stitches in my head.
The Batman version of “Jingle Bells”?
“I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”
I didn’t get this punchline reading this as a kid. Calvin getting kicked out brought the laughs. But now I do get the whole bit.
mkang99 almost 13 years ago
I love mom’s face.
LadyBlanc almost 11 years ago
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?”
ClaraBadWolf over 8 years ago
My favorite novelty Christmas song goes:
Dashing through the snowOn a pair of broken skisO’er the hills we goSmashing into trees.The snow is turning redI think I’m almost deadAnd now I’m in the hospital with stitches in my head.
yow4zip Premium Member over 6 years ago
The Batman version of “Jingle Bells”?
dragonladypern over 1 year ago
“I want a hippopotamus for Christmas”
ElJorro about 1 year ago
I didn’t get this punchline reading this as a kid. Calvin getting kicked out brought the laughs. But now I do get the whole bit.