Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 25, 1992
Transcript:
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's thermo-nuclear league of liberty. Miss Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Xalder over 9 years ago
Everything we care to know about… nobody else does.
ClaraBadWolf over 8 years ago
Me too, Calvin!
yow4zip Premium Member about 7 years ago
I’d be interested in hearing those origins.
DonnaHilton over 5 years ago
Again, he’s on the spectrum!
MJ J almost 4 years ago
A command of thourlely useless info is basically tought to you by the school system.
noissimbus over 2 years ago
Lewis and Clark saved Metropolis. Give us a harder question, Mrs Wormwood.