Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2010
October 19, 2010
October 21, 2010
Transcript:
Goat says, "Wow. That girl is pretty." Rat says, "Say something to her? don't you have a decent opening line?" Goat says, "I haven't used an opening line on a girl since I was an eighteen-year-old math major in college." Rat says, "Yeah. Well, you better say something fast. She's getting up to leave." Goat says, "did you knwo that pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197716939937510582097474459230781640628620899...?" Goat says, "We math majors didn't date much."
thatbuddahguy over 11 years ago
thats hot
aardvark86au over 7 years ago
I tried memorising pi to a large number of decimal places when I was at university, until I found out that the record even then was 20,000 and I gave up. I can still remember about the first 40.
The Handsome Raspberry over 5 years ago
Nice pickup goat
Goat about 4 years ago
Babe, you know e=2.71828, an equation as constant as you.
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) over 3 years ago
I know 121.
LOAFY over 3 years ago
I always imagined goat as an English or history major
Aldew Yellowson about 3 years ago
If someone asks me how many digits of pi I know, I just say ‘3.1415926535’ and make up random numbers after that.
Drunk Larry over 2 years ago
how i wish i could calculate pi
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
Surprised that Goat was a math major. I would’ve guess English, Philosophy…
No One in Particular almost 2 years ago
I’d always pegged Goat as a philosophy major…
jmanaker98 3 months ago
That line is clopen(ing), Goat.