Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hi, Neighbor Bob. Are you enjoying my garage sale?" Bob says, "Yeah, Pig, but I have to say, I'm feeling a lot of pressure to buy." Pig says, "Oh, gosh, Neighbor Bob, I'm not trying to pressure you." Bob says, "It's not you, Pig. It's your sales staff." Guard Duck says, "Buy something." Pig says, "He works on commission." Guard Duck says, "Get the lamp. Now."