Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2010
Transcript:
Junior says, "What's with the tambourine, dad?' Larry says, "Me writing song for you muhder. Geet me out of doghouse me een seence Valentine Day feassco. Song tell her how unique she ees." Junior says, "Oh, wow, dad? women love that? what's it called?" Larry says, "'Woomun, you not normal.'" Larry says, "Maybe we could rephrase that." Larry says, "Hmm. How 'bout, 'Woomun, peese seek profesunal help.'"
booyahwonie almost 9 years ago
I thiught it said: im writing a song about your murder
alantain 12 months ago
Excellent start. How about “I’m Crazy for You, but You’re Just Plain Nuts”