Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "What the @#*@ is going on here?!" Pig says, "Guard Duck is calling in air support to get drama cow? they're gonna bomb our house." Rat says, "Bomb our house?! That featherneck's not gonna bomb my house!" Pig says, "I know. It's crazy. He's called in eight airstrikes and each one has taken out a different one of our neighbors' homes." Rat says, "Maybe we should just let the military do its job." Pig says, "Hi, neighbor Bob... did you get your 'woopsies' fruit basket?"