Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 07, 1991

Transcript:

Calvin: Hey dad, Remember our car? Dad: Why sure. Dad: Wait a minute. What do you mean, "Remember"? Calvin: Hobbes, I have a conjectural moral question. Maybe you can help. Hobbes: Sure Calvin: Suppose I did something bad. Should I tell dad? Hobbes: How bad are we supposing? Calvin: Well, Hypothetically, Let's say pretty bad. Like to his car, hypothetically. Hobbes: How bad, hypothetically, to his car? Calvin: Well, lets pretend it was REAL bad. Hobbes: Should we pretend it could be fixed? Calvin: If we imagined he could find the car, we could pretend it might be fixed. Hobbes: I see. Hobbes: You can keep the book. I'll call the bus station. Calvin: "Que pasa, senorita? I am el fugitivo!"