Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2008

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"Ohhh, this just can't get any more depressing." "What?" "I put all my retirement money into an I.R.A. five years ago, and today I have less money than I started with" "Wow. That was dumb. You should have skipped the I.R.A. and gone with a U.T.M." "U.T.M.?" "Under the mattress." "I just got more depressed." "I'm a financial @#*%$# Guru!!!"