Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2008

Transcript:

Pig: What are you still doing in bed, rat?...It's already noon. Rat: I've decided to stay in my bed forever and sleep my life away. Pig: Why would you do that? Rat: Because everything traumatic that has ever happened to me has happened after I got out of bed in the morning. Pig: Don't mind me.