Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 31, 1990
May 30, 1990
June 01, 1990
Transcript:
Dad: "Once upon a time there was..." Calvin: Hold it. This story doesn't have any shoot-ups in it, does it? Dad: You mean guns? No. Calvin: Any violence at all? Dad: Um...not really. Calvin: Any references to satanism? Any profanity? Any car chases? Any lewd parts? Dad: Of course not! Calvin: What makes you think I'll like this?
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Summersnow over 13 years ago
Satanism and lewd parts?.. I think you should grow a bit Calvin.
Pan2Fire over 10 years ago
Save yourself the disappointment until you grow up Calvin.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 9 years ago
There are no kablooies either.
bmonk over 8 years ago
No kissing either. You’ll like it just fine.