The fate of this cannon-balling bully is too horrible to watch, even for Lio. On the bright side, Lio won’t have to buy meat for his piranhas for a while….
As the water subsides from the bullies splashHis life before his eyes does fleetingly flashLittle piranha with teeth so sharpWill soon have him playing harpWhen they bite the blood does spurtMan, you know that’s gotta hurtThey rend, they chew, they swallow wholeTil nothing’s left but your bones, ya knowThey can strip a cow in a minute flatI’m thinking the kid will last less than thatSo here’s some advice, if your life you want to keepWhen Lio’s around, always look before you leap.
I wonder what their liability insurance premium is, considering how many law suits they must face every week! (Hard to believe, but the bullies’ parents might actually want compensation for their missing brats…)
What comes around goes around. Justice… it’s a beautiful thing. Live by the mouth, die by the mouth. Careful what you wish for. Bad manners will make you a target for biting remarks… hey, for biting in all forms!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Another bully gets his.
comicgos almost 13 years ago
Ewwwwww… nasty!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 13 years ago
Too bad Calvin can’t use that one on Moe!
zero almost 13 years ago
Calvin in now in his 20’s and Moe is in prison for hate crimes.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
The fate of this cannon-balling bully is too horrible to watch, even for Lio. On the bright side, Lio won’t have to buy meat for his piranhas for a while….
wndrwrthg almost 13 years ago
As the water subsides from the bullies splashHis life before his eyes does fleetingly flashLittle piranha with teeth so sharpWill soon have him playing harpWhen they bite the blood does spurtMan, you know that’s gotta hurtThey rend, they chew, they swallow wholeTil nothing’s left but your bones, ya knowThey can strip a cow in a minute flatI’m thinking the kid will last less than thatSo here’s some advice, if your life you want to keepWhen Lio’s around, always look before you leap.
00Robin almost 13 years ago
Nothing left but the aftertaste now.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Why the need to specify “FRESH WATER”? Piranhas ARE freshwater fish.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Hey Dad, can we get a dog. I got some bones.
Gargoylesama almost 13 years ago
Needless to say, but one should always remember to look before they leap.
montycantsin2 almost 13 years ago
“Gray skies are gonna clear up,Piranha happy face;Brush off the clouds and cheer up,Piranha happy face…” —from Bye Bye Birdie
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
I wonder what their liability insurance premium is, considering how many law suits they must face every week! (Hard to believe, but the bullies’ parents might actually want compensation for their missing brats…)
legoboyfan12345678 almost 13 years ago
that’s gonna leave a mark
JR6019 almost 13 years ago
This is why reading is fundamental.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Lio is truly a master of biting satire.
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Today’s lesson: Stay in school, so you can learn about things like piranha.
freeholder1 almost 13 years ago
Further lesson: you thought swimming with the sharks was a bad idea….
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
The horror, the horror.
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
That’s one way of taking care of a bully!
bestis2come almost 13 years ago
What comes around goes around. Justice… it’s a beautiful thing. Live by the mouth, die by the mouth. Careful what you wish for. Bad manners will make you a target for biting remarks… hey, for biting in all forms!
TELawrence almost 13 years ago
Lio could charge for this service—getting rid of neighborhood bullies.