Matt Bors for June 20, 2011
Transcript:
NEW YORK TIMES: "Justice Clarence Thomas says a good legal brief reminds him of the TV show '24'." Jack: "You probably don't think that I could force this towel down your throat, but trust me, I can. All the way. Jack: Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out... Jack: Taking your stomach lining with it. Jack: For most people it would take about a week to die. Jack: It's very painful." Day 1: 10:00am-11:00am CLAP CLAP CLAP Justice Clarence Thomas: Oh, it's better than porn!
fargopete almost 13 years ago
America loves it some violence.
jsw748 almost 13 years ago
Uncle Clarence … America’s poster boy for Stockholm Syndrome.
pirate227 almost 13 years ago
A true Republican. “Hey, I already got mine, screw the rest of you.”
Pro-Lick almost 13 years ago
To perfectly captures Judge Thomas’s comprehension of law, the scene should have included the guy being bribed to use Koch-owned Brawny brand paper towels.
d_legendary1 almost 13 years ago
The man does love his playboys.