Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2011
June 30, 2011
July 02, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Look at that pretty woman. I wish I had the guts to talk to her. Goat: So talk to her. Tell her a little something interesting about yourself. Pig: Next Tuesday is the expiration date on the milk in my refrigerator. .... She didn't find me interesting.
Woody157 almost 13 years ago
Tell her you just had pedicure and ask her about hers. Women always like to dish the dirt.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Pig, I think we need to review “interesting” here….
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
My milk may already be expired.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He needs to take one more step: “I’ll make dinner, if you wanna come over Monday night and help me finish it up.”But NOT the guy version: “Wanna come over Thursday and smell it?”
Tirasmol almost 13 years ago
Pig! I’m shocked, don’t you know that looks aren’t everything?
DocOmics almost 13 years ago
Pig milked his pick-up line for all it was worth.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Maybe she’s lactose intolerant.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
but you gotta admit, with the expiration date that close, he lives on the edge
jakspigot almost 13 years ago
he’s looking down at her feet.
RodneyNK almost 13 years ago
This woman’s obviously too shallow for you Pig. Keep looking.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
His gaze is a little too far down, and he’s talking about milk. Gee, I wonder what’s on his mind…
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Sing along with Sherlock: “Pretty woman… Walking down the street…”
polterbaer almost 13 years ago
…. They used to call me the princess of pun, but now i bow to the analogy fallacy. ..giggle. (..of composition. get it?) — i know, i know – if you have to explain it your’re probably jerry seinfield.
UMaDOS almost 13 years ago
Someone didn’t color in their nostrils… I’m not naming names but it rhymes with Rephan Nastis.
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
The Pearls gang is still making trouble over in “New Adventures of Queen Victoria,” and today they’re using the most devastating weapon of all. Take a look.
zachass1 almost 13 years ago
“do you know how much a polar bear weighs?” “Just enough to break the ice, hi my name is ___” Im not saying Ive used that one just a suggestion.
Noveltman almost 13 years ago
I don’t take chances with a product that prints the date you might expire…
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
should have at least told her about the curl in his tail…hmmmClassic line MaxBlaze. Funny, very funny.
tegm almost 13 years ago
maybe it’s the fact that you’re a pig?
bmonk almost 13 years ago
Pig’s chances with her just expired.
billy1rules almost 13 years ago
sniff thats so romantic!
Michael McKown Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Men do have a purpose in women’s lives. Without us, they would have nothing to laugh at or about.
Atrix almost 13 years ago
I want pig as a friend. He seems the most honest caring person ever.
theromanqueen almost 13 years ago
Pig just being his good ole’ piggy self
johnwalk almost 13 years ago
Me Too. Love this.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Pig spoiled his opening line.
theromanqueen almost 13 years ago
pig just being his ole’ piggy self
*Pearlshimmer* about 12 years ago
I don’t think she or anyone else is interested in expire dates.
Remystified over 2 years ago
why is “next tuesday” always the expiration date on pig’s milk? (referring to an older comic)