Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2011
June 26, 2011
June 28, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Did you know that spiders kill their prey by injecting them with venom and sucking out their insides with this long appendage called a proboscis? Pig: Really? Rat: Really. Have you ever heard or anything so gross? Pig: Never. Goat: Will you please stop doing that every time I drink a smoothie? Rat: Whoa. Sorry, man. Didn't see you there. Pig: I will not be ordering that.
zero almost 13 years ago
Me neither
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Depends on what flavor smoothie. Rat is grosser than any spider, however.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Rat kills just about any topic by injecting it with venom and sucking the life out of it. He doesn’t even need a proboscis.Then again, Rats DO have those long wriggly noses.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
When I lived in Indonesia I used to enjoy avocado smoothies, in spite of the green colour.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I wouldn’t drink a smoothie anyway. Pepsi, please.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Some people talk about gross things when other people are trying to eat.
Why can’t they take the gossip outside?
xxx
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
Garfield needs to come over and swat Rat with a rolled up newspaper. A spider conversation is worse than the actual spider!
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
You know what’s really gross? There’s a huge rat in that diner!
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I notice that the copyright date on this strip is 2010. Is it one that SP had made and then decided not to use until he needed some filler?
icklick almost 13 years ago
no SherockWatson it means he inked it in 2010
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
I feel like the rat sometimes. Not because it’s my Chinese zodiac sign, but more likely saying things in the wrong environment.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
No Backwash!I guess this means Rat won’t be investing in a gross of straws?+++++(Sorry, Susansunshine, but after your punny post, I’m just grasping at straws.)
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Rat and friends are taking over another comic strip today, and maybe all this week! Take a look!
FDNY almost 13 years ago
Probiscus? Look in the mirror Rat!
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
birds from the jungle are mean too. i got a nanday a long time ago, and my wife got a kitten. the vet said to keep the cat out of the bird’s room if my wife didn’t want the cat to get eaten. ;o
snowman92 almost 13 years ago
wow, i still think rat it the best…GO RAT! :)
mac47 almost 13 years ago
Ugh!
comic geek almost 13 years ago
Whenever I go to jamba juice, I order a peanut butter moo’d with no bananas and extra peanut butter. For those that don’t know about it, they are smoothies. I just like extra peanut butter with everything.
eloeswick almost 13 years ago
He’s on a roll lately, Pastis not rat!