Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 24, 2011

And just how do you suppose YOU got here lady?

I’m confused.. Is he meant to be Nick Meglin the Mad Magazine editor?

Remember Nick, they’re laughing with you, not at you.

The only guy in a room full of chicks?How can I get a gig like that?

Why they need men? What? All these ladies have a lawn service or mow their own grass? (I’m going to be punished for this).

I keep telling everyone – read HERLAND by Dorothy Perkins Gilman. ..and oh, I do all the chores around our house because my husband’s back, like 99% of men I seem to know, is always hurting. (And I’m post menopausal!)

Ahh. memories of the old Mad Mag days, now those were the days! The ore recent publications after Bill Gaines passed on just don’t rate it like the old ones with Harvey et al. Like they said in their masthead page, “suitable for wrapping fish”, and we loved them all for it. Yes, Nick is still around…

I gotta laugh at some of these feminized guys who write in.

Women don’t really need men anymore. But we do make pretty good pets for women who want something more challenging than a cat.

I have no idea! The only reason my wife ever needed me was for my paycheck. Told me so many, many times.

The former editor of MAD Magazine? Yes, Wiley – someone caught that!

I wonder what he is going to say…

Playboy article said males were invented by (evolved from) females to improve biodiversity. Some species females do themselves, some do each other, but males allow room service for all females. The mamallian thing of males staying and helping rear offspring makes sense in a male genetic line preservation sense, but is counterbalanced by biodiversity — more mates = more total biodiversity sooner.

Evidence is that post menopause, women are less capable of putting a man to good use ! :D

Dr. Nick needs to speak to his agent about his bookings.

Why for heaven’s sake, without men who would women nag.

@James, and you thought that you were going to get punished.

These women need men to give them grandchildren.

@Richard S Russell : Thanks for the Tiptree & Russ reference.(RIP Joanna)

hmmm, is the Doc using an alias instead of Mengele?

I think men are special!

does doctor meglin practice with dr. berg or dr. jaffee?

Wow, some people will remove a post that only speaks the truth, yet leave one up about heifers. Really sad, guys.

pdenman, I never heard of a pint of plain. Care to explain?

Nice hat tip to Mr Meglin at MAD

We have pockets to carry your stuff!