Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson

Calvin and Hobbes Nailing Table - by Bill Watterson for December 27, 1985

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    amazing345  over 15 years ago

    lol!

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    heorotlinea  over 15 years ago

    Ask a stupid question, and you know what you get…

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    second-ball-attack  about 14 years ago

    lol!

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    theOPTIMUSprime89  about 14 years ago

    hahaha! the best!

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    TheSoCalledExpert  about 14 years ago

    Hammers don’t really go “wap”

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    ladyphantomny  about 14 years ago

    ask why & calvin will say i don’t know

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    masterturtle  almost 14 years ago

    calvins next line- i call it “coffee table with nails randomly hammered in it”.

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    Praxsis  almost 14 years ago

    DUH!!!

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    manugarekar  almost 14 years ago

    omg..this is so hilarious…. :)

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    ricpent  almost 14 years ago

    Methinks” masterturtle” , sounds remarkably like Picasso, or somebody?

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    Therealpeytonsawyer  almost 14 years ago

    This is soo funny haa haa!

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    hobbsfriend  almost 14 years ago

    LOL POOR MOM LOL

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    yeahiknow  almost 14 years ago

    SO MANY COMMENTS

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    yeahiknow  almost 14 years ago

    TWICE

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    MelbourneHardstyle  over 13 years ago

    Looks like its HAMMER TIME!

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    “Because it’s there!”

    Love the confusion in panel 3!

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    HobbesGirl1989  over 13 years ago

    EPIC!!! lmao!

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    insidethenfl  about 13 years ago

    Mom, I’m hammering nails into it! Duh!

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    comixmaster1000  about 13 years ago

    “Oh, you know, just because…”

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    yatinbhushan  almost 13 years ago

    hahahahahah

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    JOJOHUN1211  over 12 years ago

    Hehehehe…..

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    yow4zip Premium Member about 12 years ago

    He’s about to get hammered.

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    big NateRocks  over 11 years ago

    dduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh… such a stupid question but most kids don’t answer back quite like Calvin!

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    Starfollower777  over 11 years ago

    Well, clearly he’s hammering nails in the table. A better question would be why he is doing it.

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    VRAssassinCreed  over 9 years ago

    The obvious

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    Tommy9367  about 9 years ago

    Sounds like something I used to do.

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    linfordn  about 8 years ago

    Absolutely my all time favorite. Had this on my fridge for years till the paper just dissolved.

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    Some Anonymous Person  over 6 years ago

    2nd favourite

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    203298  over 6 years ago

    Get one of those nails and poke him for poking your table

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    donerito  over 6 years ago

    This could have been taken directly from my own childhood – my poor mom!

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    48e51d58d4997416e435c444c8e31024  over 6 years ago

    Love mom’s reaction LMAO

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    a non-E mouse  over 5 years ago

    Hammering nails into the table. Obviously.

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    chbn✔️  over 3 years ago

    the sound effects….

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    HalberCon  over 3 years ago

    i dont get it

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    esoccerh  about 3 years ago

    This strip is not the same after cardi b song

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    luluthecomicnerd  about 3 years ago

    calvin is like so literal that its hilariously amazing

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    Ωmega  about 3 years ago

    Duh.

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    Nate Arbuckle, Quincy and Hobbes.  almost 3 years ago

    i remember calvin say in a later strip “we laugh at stupidity” or something and here were not laughing at the stupid question, were laughing at the obviousness of the answer.

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    AnthonyRondeau  almost 3 years ago

    Calvin: what dou you think MOM?!?!?!?!?!

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    Loki91308  almost 2 years ago

    This was me as soon as I learned to use a hammer. My poor parents gave me a block of wood to bang on, but that didn’t even dent the problem.

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