Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 26, 2011
Transcript:
B.E. Before Eve - When Eden was all dudes. Today's episode: Checking in with Mr. & Mrs. Almighty. Angel: Holy moly...what's that smell?! God: Um...let's just say it's a work in progress. Angel: Sheesh...they just sit around drinking beer, eating pizza and passing gas while watching sports all day...you call that progress? God: What do you expect? It's an all-guys paradise. Angel: I'm beginning to regret making you get rid of the dinosaurs... God: Yes! My plan is working...
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Not me. Beer & Chile maybe, but not pizza. BLECH! Beer, Chile and football is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.
TURTLE almost 13 years ago
Amen Grog!
ryanreeder almost 13 years ago
“In the heavens are parents single? No, the thought makes reason stare. Truth is reason, truth eternal tells me I’ve a mother there.”—Eliza R. Snow
policelimit Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Cool continent!
spamster almost 13 years ago
LOL. thats it. God wanted her to let him bring back the dinosaurs. It all makes sense now. Im sure she’ll relent any decade now.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The plan is not working. She ain’t gonna let you bring back dinos. People are okay, they blow stuff up. But there’s nothing like that personal touch of dinos ripping each others’ flesh.
bdaverin almost 13 years ago
yawns at the tired gender stereotyping, wanders off
Brockie almost 13 years ago
In a few years I do hope we can bring back the dinosaurs really, if we can find some usable DNA, my Wife thinks I am a dinosaur anyway….fossil hunter since age 11, now add five decades.
wicky almost 13 years ago
Good one Wiley!
twj0729 almost 13 years ago
Beer and pizza…ambrosia for the Gods! ‘Course a little chili wouldn’t be bad either! In an all male world, testosterone wouldn’t be needed and Mama Nature would eventually select against it and everyone could relax and enjoy the pizza and beer not to mention Monday Night Football!
gjsjr41 almost 13 years ago
Another gem from Mr. Miller.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
I suppose this is how it would work if human beings were in charge of the universe.
jessejps almost 13 years ago
I guess sexism is ok as long as we’re not talking about women. it’s not funny it’s just boring….
TexTech almost 13 years ago
I love the male symbol as the shape of the land mass which is most clearly seen in the last panel.
Sandfan almost 13 years ago
God as a henpecked husband. Love it, Wiley!
Ivanho4 almost 13 years ago
Right after God created women, he gave us divorce lawyers.
Justice22 almost 13 years ago
No wonder I’m allergic to perfume.
dtut almost 13 years ago
Someone who chose an avatar of a pink unicorn with a pink bow is complaining about gender stereotyping. ROTFL!
YatInExile almost 13 years ago
If God really wanted to make this a guy’s paradise, He’d make crawfish season and football season happen at the same time of year. Pizza, wings, etc. are good, but nothing beats boiled crawfish & beer.
peachyanddanny almost 13 years ago
Women don’ fart. Right.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Of course the folks content with a warming planet because the dinosaurs found it suitable, forget they were wiped out by climate change. Now our species can brew beer, burn “dinosaurs”, and place faith in an entity that guarantees them a profit.
kittymoffet almost 13 years ago
MEN!!! Can’t live with them can’t put em in the dumpster. Guess I will just have to learn to put up with them. Pass the Lysol someone.
montycantsin2 almost 13 years ago
Sal & Al Mighty
Jmarkoff almost 13 years ago
Strangely, this theology is correct. In the earliest known Hebrew artifacts, Yahweh had a wife named Asherah, who was later edited out of the Bible. This was one of many revisions to the Bible text before the familiar version was finalised.
CKO86 almost 13 years ago
If we needed any further proof that male-bashing is Wiley Miller’s favorite hobby, this strip provides it in living color.
farmermatt almost 13 years ago
Who wears the pants in the Almighty family?
dsom8 almost 13 years ago
This is Slartibartfast’s counterfeit.
Joseph Krois almost 13 years ago
Mrs. God is right…The stink is worse…Especially at night…That’s chile’s special curse…
But the plan could still work…With a wink and a nod…That God’s not a jerk…But that Steven Spielberg is God…
runninanreadin almost 13 years ago
A man is alone in a forest…he makes a decision…his wife is NOT there……….is he STILL wrong? lol
toofunny52 almost 13 years ago
The majority of women do not wear perfume. Men wear cologne and too much of it. The Church WOULD drop any mention of a wife…
CKO86 almost 13 years ago
Go to hell, Tigger.
michael.p.pumilia almost 13 years ago
She sprays the women scent over the Earth; now everything smells like fish.
michael.p.pumilia almost 13 years ago
And no bicycles…