Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 03, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling 24 Jack: Where is the bomb? TELL ME! Terrorist: I will NOT, Yankee dog! Jack: What can I do? Torture is illegal! Yet million sof lives are at stake! WHO CAN HELP?! Jack: JUDGE SCALIA!! Judge Scalia: Lemme at him! Jack: But...this is a fictional TV show, and you're a real life Supreme Court Justice! Judge Scalia: The distinction between fact and fiction means NOTHING to my muscular brand of two-fisted justice! Jack: What about the constitutional ban on cruel and unusual punishment?! Judge Scalia: This isn't punishment! It's coercion! SMAK Judge Scalia: Now, where is the bomb, prisoner?! Terrorist: AAAH! basement...Nerrex building...! Jack: Wow, thanks for coming into our fictional universe to condone our methods, Judge Scalia! Judge Scalia: Oh, I find these imaginary scenarios to be useful precedent in the REAL WORLD! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm needed in MOTHER GOOSELAND! NEXT What can we learn from Judge Scalia's interrogation of the BIG BAD WOLF!