Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 19, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Leo The Giant Underground Fungus Leo: I've gotten HUGE! I'm 3.5 miles wide! Leo: I suppose it's too late to diet for the swimsuit season! Marital Mirth Wife: My mother's coming to visit next weekend. Husband: Oh. I'll be right back. Wife: Don't you think this gets you out of going to see "P.S. I Love You" with us! The Epic/ Brutal Report Man: Dudes, a foot of snow's gonna get dumped on us tonight! Men: EPIC! Man: But man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn. Men: BRUTAL! The Evolution of Animal Neckwear Comics For The Elderly Old Man: What are you doing, kid? Young Man: Huh? Drinking a latte and texting my boss. Old Man: For god's sake, drop that $6 cuppa md and go get a job as a muleskinner! SMAK Young Man: You're right! I will! ADVERTISEMENT Waiter: Here's your chips, folks. Woman: Hmm... Waiter: Oh, and in case you're wondering, they're NOT leftover chips from other tables' baskets. Pepe O'Pasado's Our Pledge: At Pepe O'Pasado's, We Will Not Serve You Any Food That Had Been Previously Served to Other Customers. Our food may be mediocre, and it most certainly is not fresh, but we will NOT serve you food left over by other patrons, no matter the temptation to do so. Why doesn't our competitor, Waddy McPhlegmster's, pledge not to serve reused food?