Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 11, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck! Lucky Ducky: Hey, a quarter! POW Hound: Gimme that quarter!! Hey... Man: This'll be great on YouTube! Hound: The liberal media'll have a field day! Oh, no! Hound: It's already started! Who can help me?! RICH GUY POUNDS POOR GUY! James: How 'bout me?! Hound: JAMES K. POULT...unbiased media chicken! James: I'll use my tiny media outlets to get the real story out! Wasn't it convenient for Lucky Ducky to get beaten up right at election time? James; Lucky Ducky was obviously faking his head wounds! James K. Poult So Hollingsworth Hound beat up a duck... ...it's not like he drove someone into a river, or stained someone's dress... Man: Hey! Bill Clinton: Uh... Hound: James K. Poult was great! NOW let's see what the liberal media says... Television: ...the evening news. Television: Many see the smack-down as an attempt to teach Lucky Ducky to fight for himself. Hound: Fair enough... Television: ...while others say it was sort of mean and perhaps motivated by greed. Hound: AUGGH! LIBERAL BIAS! Lucky Ducky: GOTCHA! The End