Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 29, 2003

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Television: ...And the war is going well... Man: I knew it! Saddam had to be taken out! Television: Setbacks and more casualties... Man: I knew it! Bush is a psychopathic killer! Jasper: Hi! I'm here to help! Iraqi: Yaaa! An American! Golly! I just wanted to be friends! Person: First we sell 'em on dsposing Saddam... Then, after the war's started, we tell 'em how lon it'll take and how much it'll cost! Bush: When do we tell 'em about Iran and Syria and... Dog: We'll make millions off this war! Hound: It's that lower class Lucky Ducky who'll end up on top! Lucky Ducky: Alright! New sand goggles! Super-Fun-Pack-Comix. Armchair Warrior, Jasper the Friendly American, Potus, Lucky Ducky, New Names. War is...a horrific tragedy which should be declared only as a last resort of self-defense. War is...a strategic fulcrum upon which one can advance one's geopolitical objectives. War is...a terrific time for a tax cut.