Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 02, 2000

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Super-Fun-Pak Comix Mixed Cliches Stranded man: Punchline. Punchline. The Tapeworm That Saved Christmas Santa: I'm afraid I'm too sick this Christmas! Who will deliver toys to the children? Tapeworm: I'll do it! Santa: Who said that? Poignantly Brilliant Social Commentary Or Poopy Humor Guy 1: I'm lookin' out for number one! Guy 2: You should watch the sidewalk for number two! Tomorrow: Poignantly brilliant social commentary Willie Mouse & Whiskers Funny, Funny Celebs Ben: Hi, Matt Damon! Liquor? Matt: Liquor?! Why, Ben Affleck, I barely know 'er! Ben: Ho! You always get me with that one! Humor for the Kiddies Q: What is a ghost's favorite kind of pie? A: Whatever kind of pie he liked best when he was a person, before he died. Q: What do cows like to do on a Saturday night? A: Avoid being butchered for human consumption. Q: Why did the train like bubble gum so much? A: It made slightly more bearable its freakish anthropomorphic existence.