Ted Rall for August 04, 2001
August 02, 2001
August 06, 2001
Transcript:
Generalissimo El Busho presents his newest four-year plan, he calls it: Goodbye cruel world! First year: America ditches NATO. (MAn: Not only will we save gazillions from our alliances allows us to test weapons on European cities!) Second year: Foreign travel banned. (Woman: Overseas travel is too dangerous- Global Warming is only affecting other countries- but why not visit Tulsa? It's like Paris without the rising oceans!) Third year: Foreign influences ejected. (Man: Drop...the...croissant!) Fourth year: Bush arranges for the U.S. to be shot into space (Man: So long, suckers! There isn't enough room in this solar system for my America!)
