Ted Rall for December 02, 2000
November 30, 2000
December 04, 2000
Transcript:
How your vote is made: First you study the issues and the candidates' positions. (Woman: Wow... I never knew that he co-sponsored the omnibus budget reconciliation act.) Next, you discuss the election with friends and relatives. (Man 1: Yeah, he's only pro-choice as for as self-funded incest victims.) (Woman: You're kidding!) Then you decide whether or not to vote, and if so for whom. (Woman: He deosn't suck as much as the other one... I think.) You visit your local polling place and cast your vote. Finally Jeb Bush picks up the phone. (Man 2: You know what to do.)
