Ted Rall for May 21, 1997
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Transcript:
True Modern Romance Man: I love your disgusting cooking. Woman: I adore your vile clothes. Man: I lust for your fascist attitudes. Woman: I crave your hairy moles. Man: I desire your nose hairs. Woman: I pine for your fetid breath. Man: I hunger for your constant nitpicking. Woman: I yearn for your trivial obsessions. Man: I drool for your perverse sarcasm. Woman: I long for your ironic hatred. Repeat as necessary...
