Ted Rall for February 03, 1997

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Big government is dead... but mini-government lives on in Billy Clinton's America lite! Politicians always think you need money to change the world, but you can do a lot with a little if you try! Here are some of my plans for the next four years... on a budget! The low-cost democracy initiative. I'm asking Americans to send e-mails to communist China! Today go up to a member of another race - and smile! Civil rights made easy Social security: the sequel. Do you ever see an old person eating garbage? Why not throw away that extra food? If fewer people get hit by buses, fewer people will be hospitalized! Medical awareness program. Transportation infrastructure investment. This is the guy! Sir, you're under arrest for blocking the president's car with your double-parked vehicle. Who needs the fed, the mint or Harvard business school? From now on, we'll just use a color copier whenever we need money! Discount economic policy. Military operations on a shoestring. Libya on $1 a day. Which way to Tripoli? Hanoi