Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2011

I will SERIOUSLY ROFLMAO if the Ripster falls out over Childbirth. HUGPOUNCEZZZ! Have fun Y’all! :-)

I think the goons will hear her, and they’ll fall out.(I was NorrinRadd on comics.com, but I can’t seem to get that to work here.)

Yay! The color’s back :D …now how are they going to get out of THIS mess?

Yes, The colors back in time to see Rip go GREEN. Lets hope Babys OK. Then again, maybe Mom has GESTATIONAL Diabetes and once the babies born won’t need Insulin.

I must disagree, Doctor. The colour is back (wonderful!), but now we shall see Rip (and perhaps a goon or two) go PALE as the little one makes his way outside.

HOLD ON!!! Our heroes told our couple in distress they’re names were “Skip Mayflower and Rattlesnake”! How does Shelley know he’s “Mr. Haywire”?

The worst part is… If she gives birth then and there, the kidnappers will add this to the bill as well.

@Dragoncat Shelly was delirious from the Pain of Impending Childbirth, and so called out “Mister Haywire” rather than “Mister Mayflower” Accidently, And coincidently, getting our Heros name Right by way of getting it Wrong! [Much like Rip Himself sometimes]. And BTW…You’re Welcome Dan! :-)

Perhaps Betty, uh, Shelly happened to see Jack Spade’s copy of “Kill-joy”, the underworld’s weekly review of crime-busters, thug-thumpers and goodie-two-shoes. (Published by Ourthing Press. Call for subscription offer you can’t refuse.) Rip was featured on last week’s cover under the headline “Rough Rip Raps Rouges Roundly”. (Actually, good catch on that one Dragoncat. I wouldn’t have noticed.)

“Zodforsaken”. Love it.