Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 12, 2003

Transcript:

Dusty: Hey, Kingston. I was wondering, if worse came to worse, would you eat me? Kingston: What?? No! Don't be weird. Dusty: Hey, look. I'm just asking. 'Cause, you know, you're a lot higher on the food chain and all. So, you know, say you were starving. Would ya? Kingston: Well, let me see...If I was really, really hungry? Probably not. You look kind of gamey. Dusty: Are you kidding me? This is USDA prime, right here!!