Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 02, 2011
June 01, 2011
June 03, 2011
Transcript:
Joe: Why are you so obsessed with winning arguments, Danae? Danae: I'm just planning for the future, Daddy. Joe: Uh... how's that? Danae: The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blowhard industry. My goal is to become a level 5 spin ninja. Joe: Good luck with that. Danae: The spin ninja code states that luck favors the prepared, Daddy.
comicgos almost 13 years ago
Danae you are wicked!
wndrwrthg almost 13 years ago
Damn the facts, full spin ahead!
weasel_monkey almost 13 years ago
Will a Spin Ninja beat a Wizard of Spin? What level does a Spinmeister reside at? Is the ultimate goal of any Spin Doctor to achieve the level of Whirling Dervish???
TURTLE almost 13 years ago
My head is spinning from all this. Getting dizzy listening to her.
kreole almost 13 years ago
Woe be to her husband………
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Non Sequitur! Your facts are uncoordinated.
Brockie almost 13 years ago
Add a heaping tablespoon of BS too.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Poor dad..how does he do it?
cdward almost 13 years ago
If you hadn’t said it, I would have! Spinja!
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Despite Danae’s effort, she remained a G26 civil servant until she overthrew every government on earth. All other information in classified. For further information go to Kentucky Federal Penitentiary. Bring a toothbrush.
ImaginaryFriend almost 13 years ago
I might be working in the Blowhard industry, wonder if there is a test for that?
bagbalm almost 13 years ago
The level she is aiming at her skills may be too refined for mere government – She may have to work for a TV preacher or the Fed…
celeconecca almost 13 years ago
love her pose in panel 3!
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
That’s it, Danae — we’re sicking Kung Fu Panda on you! (I wonder who would win…)
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Well, the spin ninja code IS correct…
montycantsin2 almost 13 years ago
She could sell gold coins on TV!
TexTech almost 13 years ago
Dogsniff, did not need Google. That is a Tommy James song. I think the title is just “Dizzy” if I am not mistaken (but I may be).
LucasFoxx almost 13 years ago
Yelling LOUDER seems to be a debate tactic.
TheDOCTOR almost 13 years ago
Yes,she is. Weird AND Wicked! Don’t ya just LUV her????
treered almost 13 years ago
“…luck favors the prepared…” she got that right! love the strip!
autumnfire1957 almost 13 years ago
Who says?
ilsapadu almost 13 years ago
By the time Danae grows up we’ll be voting intelligently.
(She’s a cartoon, wink)
dyke.stiles almost 13 years ago
From today’s NY Times: “Study: Female Ancestors Wandered, Males Stayed Put”Wiley Miller knew this long ago…GSS
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
Love Danae’s expression in panel 3. Delightful! (evil laughter)
bmonk almost 13 years ago
BTW—forgot to ask about a “level 5 spin ninja” (or spinja?)—only level five? I’d want to be a 10th dan spinja!