Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 09, 1954

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Lucy stoops in a room next to Charlie Brown, who is playing with his toy plane. She asks, "Charlie Brown, what do you think the odds are that you and I will get married someday?"<br> <br> He looks at her and replies, "I'd say about one hundred million to one!"<br> <br>She stands up, away from him, and says, "Schroeder figured only about ten million to one..." Charlie Brown replies, "He did?"<br> <br> He stands up with his fist in the air and shouts, "THAT TRAITOR!"<br> <br>